There’s a famous unnamed movie from the 80’s, starring a famous unnamed man playing the Goblin King. Famously, that character fails to turn someone into a goblin. But if he succeeded, they’d probably look like this. For which they’d be famous, obviously.

Mini Squishables are the pint-sized version of the gloriously plump line of standard Squishables. They range between 8″-10″ inches. Stack ’em! Display ’em! Throw ’em at someone! [Editors note: don’t throw them at someone.]

• Designer: Dakota J.
• Specs:7.5(w) x 11(d) x 9(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!