Micro Reaper, can I borrow your scythe? I need it for a cosplay-larp-contest-convention thing. I promise I’ll give it back in one piece. I definitely won’t use it on anyone. Especially that person over there who keeps making fun of my handmade costume. He definitely wouldn’t benefit from being parted from their soul with one flick of my powerful, life-controlling wrist as they begged for mercy. That would be really out of character for me. So again, can I borrow your scythe? This micro features a new fancy metal clip!

• Specs: 3.5(w) x 3(d) x 3.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, metal clip, ages 3 and up!
• Designer: Pat H.