You are an Assistant Demon selling secretly cursed items to humans in Wittenberg, Germany. Inspired by Needful Things by Stephen King and The Screwtape Letters by C.S. Lewis, Caveat Emptor is a solo journaling game from Exeunt Press, creator of the ENNIE-nominated Exclusion Zone Botanist. Greet new customers as they enter. Offer them an item from your inventory that seems too good to be true. Secretly twist it with a curse, and close the deal. Avoid suspicion that you are a demon. Maximize sales before your Manager returns. Avoid annihilation.